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15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

redspiderlillies:

gassbung:

ancient japanese proverb:

if his hair is white or gray

bet your ass he’s hella gay

but bear in mind that hair don’t lie

sure as hell he’s gonna die

reallyreallyreallytrying:

mystic-bullshitt:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean

*they’re

congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps



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slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective